Even though I'd like to say that I had a hip-hoppin' Saturday night last week whereas I was out all night partying, unfortunatley, I was at home and actually just fell asleep before midnight, missing our beloved host who I'm sure was filled with toothy wisdom.
Did I miss panty shots? Anal sex? Drinks being thrown into the faces of pathetic cheaters? Please say no...please say I missed a dull episode (impossible, I know).